I Scream, You Scream.

Nintendo DS.

I really want a Nintendo DS. A pink one. And I would get Mario Kart first. Oh, that would be so cool.

I Scream.

Know what would be hilarious? If instead of asking for ice cream, you just started screaming bloody murder. Then after the other people in the room had practically wet their pants with fear, you just say that you thought that it was easier than asking someone to get you ice cream. Now that would be funny.

Hallmark Christmas Movies.

Have you noticed that you could basically put any word behind the word "Christmas" and it's a Hallmark movie? "The Christmas Choir", "The Christmas Card", "The Christmas Wish", The Christmas Teapot". OK, I'll admit, that last one I made up. Have you also noticed that they all have a very close plot line? I really think that the same person writes all of the scripts.

Injustice.

My children will not watch "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". The other reindeer are so petty and mean. Even his father is ashamed of him. Then there's Santa, who is just a disgrace. It's one thing to be mean and then to apologize, but they didn't even do that, they just figured that they needed him and then expected him to comply. Well boo on that. I mean come on, if I was Rudolph, I would have just let Christmas be cancelled, and let them know how it feels. All of them are jerks. I hate them all.

Old, crappy movie.

When I was in the hospital I had a TV in my room, and after I had the IV stuck into my hand, I was able to get the full effect of the 1950's sci-fi movie I was watching. Nothing else was on, believe me, or I would have changed it. It was black and white, and about a spaceman who came to earth in his paper-plate space-ship. It was thoroughly silly. When he came out of his ship the first time he vaporized the guards with his non-existent eyes.

Then, when he was carrying the girl, you could actually see the thick black chords holding her up. They didn't even try to disguise them. It was like this:

Car and Shoes:

Have you seen that car commercial where the lady is just driving along and the shoes start falling from the sky? Does it bug anyone else that she’s grabbing a bunch of shoes that don’t match? I mean, unless you have a bunch of crappy craft projects that you have plans for I don’t get what there was to get excited about. But hey, it would make a good story to tell your insurance agent when your trying to get the money to get the dents and scratches buffed out of your hood.

Heaven.

I think Heaven would be just like Disneyland. If it was heaven though, there wouldn't be any lines and the food wouldn't add up to the price of a television set. Maybe just a stereo. I don't want to say it would be free because that's just too unrealistic.

Be careful what you blog for.

Remember when I wrote about never getting sick unless it was a holiday? Yeah, add Thanksgiving and Christmas to my list. Geesh, I think this blog is cursed. I've been sick in some form or another since I wrote that, and let me tell you, it's not pleasant when you've got big plans. BIG PLANS. OK, maybe just little plans, but you catch my drift.

Random Stuff.

And finally, I don't usually make New Years Resolutions, but I am making one this year. I've decided to include a new segment in my blog called "Random Stuff". I think it would be a refreshing new twist on my current blog, which is so relevant.