Flappy.

Justin Bieber. Or as some refer to him: JB (but we all know, that really means Jonas Brothers). First off, I could probably never get the name right unless I had it right there staring me in the face. Secondly, how did he come to be? Seriously, he sprung up overnight. Not last night, or the night before, it's been a while. Not the point. I've never seen anything like it, except for the next topic, but again, I digress. One morning, last school year, me and mom were walking in the mall, and I saw a shirt that said "Leave it to Bieber". I had no idea what it was talking about. Then all of the sudden, I saw him everywhere. This is my proof that he is responsible for, not only overly-dramatic 13 year old heartbreak, but also Silly Bandz.

Now, we all know how I feel about putting a "z" at the end of words, so my hatred for these extremely overpriced pieces of rubber is even more increased. Half the stores I walk past say "Silly Bandz Sold Here". I'm pretty sure that when they were naming these, a 3 year old was in the room, so they couldn't say what they really wanted to say, which was stupid. As in "Stupid Bandz". Also, the three year old was the one recording minutes, so a "z" was put on the end of the word by accident. Then as they discussed price, instead of putting $00.49, the 3 year old put $4.99.
I hope people realize that when these poorly shaped plastic animal bracelets are actually put on, they just look like rubber bands.

Laptop.

I got a new laptop. It is so cool. Does this mean more blog posts? Maybe. Does this mean more watching netflix movies online? Definitely.

Is it red? Yes. Does it start every time? Yes. Is it fast? Yes. Does it fly? No. But if it did, I'd call it "Flappy".