I should be in line for the midnight showing of Harry Potter. Boo.

Jonas Brothers.

If I have ever said anything negative about the Jonas Brothers, I take it back. I like them a lot now. I never necessarily disliked them, I just didn't get what all the hype was about. Now I do. I especially like Joe's curly hair, and their new song "Paranoid".

Study.

When I sit down to study, I almost immediately start to get sleepy. Even the people in this picture look bored. I'm pretty sure that means studying has always been boring... which means there's no hope for the future. Puh huh.

Might as well.

If there is going to be a "Super Target", why don't they go all the way and call it "Fabulous Target" or "Magnificent Target"? I just don't understand why they have to stop at super. Super is so over-used.

Nothing like some good old Premonition.

There is so much road work going on here. I found this sign on Wikipedia, and couldn't resist it. It was labeled "Moose crossing". I think it should be labeled "Limping Moose... crossing". It really makes you think, "They probably should have put up that sign earlier."

Dale.

Have you noticed that you can put just about any word before dale and it becomes a town name: Catherinedale

Dinodale

Pandale

Murraydale

Potdale

Can you tell I'm in the kitchen and can hear the Wiggles playing in the other room while I'm writing this? Murray is so creepy.

Joke.

I think it would be hilarious if you were in a big group of people, to tell a joke with a super complicated punchline that you knew no one would understand, then you laughed so hard they felt stupid for not knowing what it was, then they felt like they had to laugh too. For example "What's the difference between empirical sciences and constructivist epistemology? Observable theoretical experimentation and disambiguation!" Of course there could be the one who says "I don't get it." But then you could say "You're such a kidder." Then keep laughing. But then they'd start to see you sweat, and if they asked you again, you would have to pretend you were having a heart attack.

Hot Pockets.

The other day I was eating a Hot Pocket, it was ham and cheese because those are the only ones that I like. I was thinking "This is really hot." Then it came to me- warm pockets. They'd be better than hot pockets because you wouldn't have to wait for them to cool off, and they'd be way better than cold pockets, because that would be gross. Which in hindsight is probably why no one has thought of those yet.

Smoothies.

On the topic of changing foods, I've recently been thinking, if there is a smoothie, where are the chunkies? I mean, don't get me wrong, I've never been a fan of anything chunky, peanut butter, yogurt with fruit in it, yogurt at all, cookies with nuts, bagels with seeds. I was just curious.

Contest.

Finally, I've been thinking this over for a few months now, and I've finally decided to post a competition/raffle... thing. I would like everyone to give me a subject. It can be anything*, and by anything, I mean anything that is not listed next to the star at the bottom of the page. Then I will pick one at random (or whichever one I like best) to write a poem, more of a ditty, if you would like the put a tune to it, about the subject. Ta-Da. Hurry and reply because I'm excited. In other words, this is more for my own enjoyment than anyone else's.

* May not be anything crude- not that any of you would do that, I just want to be sure. May not be about a certain person, unless this person is a celebrity, or someone who is well known, more like just not anyone we know. Has to be in the form or 3 or fewer words, not including words like the, or, or and.