For the next 26 posts, I will be giving my opinion and thoughts on various nouns starting with a letter of the alphabet. For instance: topiary (which would be under "T"):
Topiary:An English garden cannot be complete without a topiary. I don't think the world would be the same without them, though honestly I don't think it would be too tragic for them to disappear Don't get me wrong, they're great, but honestly, who would donate to a "Save the Topiary" charity. No one. That's who. Let's save baby dolphins with broken fins instead.
Retraction:
Moments after writing the above, I found the following photos, and realized I was grossly mistaken.
Who cares about broken baby dolphins anyway? This is amazing! It's a family of elephants and the Loch Ness Monster. If your jaw isn't on the floor, I'll break some dolphin fins.
3 comments:
That was fantastic. Truly.
Actually, I just donated to a "Save The Topiary" fund. Was it a mistake?
you need to write more. It's been way too long.
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